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Bride Demotivational Poster

THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means

TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?

MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.

TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

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Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...

BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier

TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


DRINK TILL SHE'S CUTE - but stop before the wedding!

TAGS: fugly bride
Rating: 3.13/5

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WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.

TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)

BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day

LIFE - get used to disappointment


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!

MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.53/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


TAGS: antonym burqa fugly bride
Rating: 3.42/5

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steph1 - March 20, 2011, 1:30 pm
LOL - scream mask or real - the girl on her side is definitely not faint-hearted
Reality Lord - March 20, 2011, 1:20 pm

i might be wrong but traditionally the burka was to be worn only by the most beautiful women. at first glance i thought this girl was wearing a "scream" mask.


TAGS: 6 fingers princess bride
Rating: 4.38/5

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Jparkerb - February 2, 2012, 5:39 pm
Plus...It wasn't Inigow who had 6 fingers. It was the man that killed his father. And they were only on his left hand also.., do your research
Airman - January 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
check the Tags
FreeGunsForAll - January 4, 2012, 6:07 pm
You forgot "you killed my father".
Greeny - January 3, 2012, 7:20 pm

YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!

BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...

TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.

A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?

TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.39/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means


TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - August 5, 2011, 11:55 am
not when it's an exact quote from The Princess Bride
440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:16 pm
so we don't add jesus or awesome anywhere in this motifake.

DIE - Prepare to do it

TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort

NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about

BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde

TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...

R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.

MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?


TAGS: ass b*** girl bride groom
Rating: 2.92/5

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Clint - May 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Nah, it's the father of the bride. One Lion.

MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.

THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.

TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.

PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???

TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track

VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)

TAGS: passion kiss victory princess bride
Rating: 3.11/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
The nurse in the ph**o was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.
mhpr262 - December 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
interesting story behind the pic, too. Nobody knew who these two people were for decades, their identities were discovered just a few years ago. Was an article in a newspaper in Germany.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:05 am
k thanks. i like some of these they were done well
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
This isn't anonymous either, canada. Doofenshmirtz posted it. There is a glitch in the create program. Look on the "newest" thumb screen.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:42 am
why did you post this without a name?



TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!

BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...

OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.



TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4.64/5

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Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:07 pm
Princess Bride, clas5ic flick 5L from the Brute Squad!

BUTTERCUP - We hope you will enjoy eating yours, as much as Westley will enjoy eating his.

ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE? - Why not....it's not like you were gonna carry her over the threshold, anyway.

LETTING YOURSELF GO... - Sometimes, even dashing male leads do...


FEEDERS - Go on honey, just another three mouthfuls

MAIL ORDER BRIDE - Who's happy now?

TAGS: mail order bride
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:27 pm
Sorry about your sister, Bob. But psoting it? That's a bit.... inappropriate.


TAGS: marriage princess bride
Rating: 4.65/5

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scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 9:57 am
does this mean that inception was marriage?
spacedog - February 3, 2011, 6:29 pm
Ha! Wewy twue. 5L
ICEMAN - February 3, 2011, 5:29 pm
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... 5 wings

CONVICTED - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: princess bride bachmann
Rating: 4.6/5

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Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:52 pm
Is it just me, or does Mandy Patinkin look like Culos?


MAIL ORDER BRIDES - You pays your nickel and you takes your choice

TAGS: brides mail order
Rating: 3.87/5

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bill - October 24, 2009, 12:54 pm
i want a sloth



It's twoo -

Broken heart -

Marriage -

Hindsight -

Bride in white -

TAGS: bride wedding woman flowers
Rating: 4.56/5

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fgd051943 - October 11, 2013, 12:53 pm
No, I wouldn't do that! It would be pretty expensive and a kiss would bruise your lips. A hug would be cold and not at all rewarding. Just tell her she is so beautiful in traditional white. Besides, the contrast will make her easier to find.
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:21 am
d***! Now I've got to get her to wear stainless steel!

Traditional Marriage -

TAGS: traditional marriage purchase bride chickens
Rating: 4.36/5

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MrStupidGir - June 28, 2013, 6:31 pm
can we pay in camels?
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:43 am
Alright...who wants some of Miss Priss' Cult-Aid?
PapaFox - June 28, 2013, 7:52 am
Unless she's wearing two different fabrics, then she'll have to be stoned to death anyway.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2013, 1:02 am
What about requiring a ra** victim who was a virgin to marry her rapist?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
N-U-D-E..... really?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
What about stealing a women after battle? cuz nothing gets me randyer than sword fighting some guy n**e then taking all his stuff. Is there something wrong with me?

THE BONDS OF MATRIMONY - useful when the bride gets cold feet!!

BRIDESMAIDS - ....never the Bride

TAGS: bride
Rating: 3.67/5

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Verdeckt - February 18, 2012, 4:10 pm
but... You promised there was no film in the digital camera...
crankyhead - February 18, 2012, 11:39 am
Hey! Who leaked the moderator meeting ph**os?

GREYBEARDS - for everything else there's Mastercard

TAGS: mail order brides
Rating: 3.29/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 27, 2010, 7:48 pm
ATTERSE Shes got teeth in her VAJAY-jay run get out of there


TAGS: life time wedding cake bride
Rating: 3.23/5

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DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:36 am
That looks more like sad betrayal. wait thil he explains the facial he mentioned earlier.



TAGS: life time wedding marriage bride friend women
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - April 25, 2009, 10:31 pm
Great poster. Just the right amount of uncalledfor-meanness (sorry, the wife hid my thesaurus). And All of the Good Ones Are Taken by Ian Hunter is one of my favouritest songs. And it's on the great Tube of You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3S9XDkM
Jmac0585 - April 25, 2009, 9:26 pm
Umm... The second one from the left ain't bad at all...
agdaniele - February 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
Ummmmm.... 5 b***er reasons.


GAMBLIN' MAN - You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em / Know when to walk away Know when to GTFO!

TAGS: gamblin man bride gambler vegas
Rating: 2.73/5

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firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:51 pm
b**** move... you're blocking Las Vegas!


TAGS: life time chocolate cake wedding bride nympho murphy law
Rating: 2.63/5

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Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:25 pm
No, that's liquid for*****!
Liam - October 31, 2009, 12:20 pm
Fact: That's a fondu machine not a cake.
canada - July 9, 2009, 4:56 pm
Just 1 more reason it should be outlawed

MARRIAGE - Why buy the calf when you get the veal for free

TAGS: bride
Rating: 2.13/5

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Doomed - August 27, 2008, 4:01 pm
Partially the reason people get kidnapped in mexico. Want to touch da hiney

Never Forget -

Employee Assistance Program -

Mistakes -

TAGS: pregnant bride
Rating: 3.4/5

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theyuk - October 26, 2015, 8:12 pm
Nope. It is not commonly known, but the gestation period for a first baby is highly variable-in this case, less than two months! Second-or more-babies take nine months.
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:29 pm
Shouldn't that dress be scarlet?